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13thmoon:

i would take naps in forests every day if bugs didnt exist 

(via smokeandsweaters)

neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

(via getmehiigh)

6 days ago
Anonymous said : you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE 

pluckyyoungdonna:

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

Listerine enema oh my god

  • mum: can you-
  • me: *groans for 17 hours*
  • while you're horny: YOOOOOO
  • after you cum: ew

airmaxpapi:

love when a girl digs her nails into my back and rips my body in half and throws me into the trash

(Source: habibichic, via lightheartedmurder)

1 week ago
1 week ago